One of the funniest things I have seen to date, the I-Hate-Oracle-Club . This is the original message from the founder explaining why he created it: 

Why? Because I hate Oracle. I hate how it works. I hate its name. I hate the logo. I hate Larry Ellison. I even hate The Oracle from The Matrix.

 Really nice and over the top. You can even get T-shirts. 

OBSTACLE 10g, 1/2 the productivity, 2x the cost

heh, heh....